I was not planning on doing this and my fics tend to be scattered far and wide, but the incredibly amazing faithwood put most of my fics together into one huge .pdf file.  O___O  She is THE AWESOME.

Just about everything is in the huge .pdf file except for Paradigm, the Escort Series, and Draco - Phoenix Rising (because it's already a .pdf file)  A trillion thanks to faithwood .  *huggles her a billionty*

Without further adieu, I present my new DOWNLOAD PAGE!  Beware, it is huge.  1300+ pages and you'll need to download Adobe Acrobat or something similar to read it.

If it won't let you in because of the mature content warning you can get it HERE.  (I'm not sure how long that link will be valid, so let me know if it doesn't work.)

Also, they can be read on ff.net without downloading.  Cheryl's FFNET Page
And my website, which has links to all my other crap, but it has a pesky mature warning label.  Dyson's Site.

Enough links.  Enjoy!  This post will stay at the top of my journal for your convenience...  Please note that I friend everyone that friends me, even the bots.  Bots need porn too, right?  *huggles to all*

This is horrible and wrong and TOO FUNNY!!!!  Beware, it takes forever to load.  

POTTER GUMP

Enjoy!

What the hell possessed me to use Roman Numerals? Is this the damn Dark Ages? This is NINE for the non-Romans out there.

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

( A Ministry Affair... )

The fabulous draykonis was so excited to go to Azkatraz that she decided to arrive much earlier than everyone and leave later.  Her roommates did not have her level of enthusiasm, apparently.

Anyway, she is looking for a possible roomshare for Wednesday the 15th, Monday the 20th and Tuesday the 21st.

Can anyone on my brilliant f-list help?  You can reply on her post HERE.

THANK YOU!

*squishes you all a billionty*

This one spans a few days...

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

PART NINE

( Fine dining... )

I wrote a pinch hit for hp_emofest . 

It's not happy, it's not HD or AS/S or L/L or anything I usually write.  I have a slight obsession with Regulus Black and feel that JKR UTTERLY WASTED HIS BEAUTIFUL POTENTIAL.  *pets the poor, doomed darling*

And I always thought James Potter (elder) was a jerk.  So here is my 1,255 words of emo...

Watercoloured

It was kind of fun...

HAPPY TWINSDAY, EVERYONE!!!!!  Not beta-ed because I wrote it... just now.  LOL!

( Twinsensibility Part Nineteen )

I was supposed to post this yesterday, but I have the memory of a six month old.

Better late than never, right? The Master List for Dyson and Bryoney's Speed Pronz Writing Challenge.

There was a ludicrous turnout! Obviously, people need more porn. 68 stories for all kinds of pairings (Harry/Draco! Remus/Sirius! Percy/Oliver! James/Albus! Rose/Victoire!), and all kinds of ratings, written by seasoned pros or brand new newbies! First fics, even! *gasp*

We'll probably do this next month, because it was fun. Kudos to bryoneybrynn for basically thinking up this whole idea and for keeping track of the billionty of submissions. WOOT!

So below is the final list. It's roughly organized by pairing and rating. Beyond that, it's in no particular order. So read read read! I have to admit I rarely step a toe outside of my OTP when it comes to reading, but I read quite a few of these and enjoyed the non-HD just as much. Way to go, awesome authors!

Also, if your fic is missing from this list or the information (rating, pairing, title etc) is incorrect, please let me know!

SPEED PRONZ MASTER LIST  - link leads to bryoneybrynn 's journal, because I spent an hour on the formatting and it's just not working.

Oh, the memories...


CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

PART EIGHT

( Reminiscing... )

I haven't memed for a while and this was fun. WOOT! Plus, two large glasses of wine make Dyson a bit too happy...

Micro fic meme!  This was cute, so I snatched it from knownthem_all , even though I forgot, she reminded me.  WOOT!  DO EEEET!!!

Basically, you take different fanfic categories(angst, crack, ust, etc.) and write something for each using 10 words or less.

( Memeage!!! )

WOOT! FINALLY!!!!

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

PART SEVEN

( Regarding a broken table... )

More dancing around the issue...  LOL!

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

PART SIX

I planned to post this last night, but if I stayed up any later I'd have been a raging beyatch this morning. (More than usual, I mean.)

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

PART FIVE

( The morning after? )

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

PART FOUR

CLICK THE LINK AND SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO READ. If you missed Part I it's HERE.

PART III

( A conversation about kinks. )

Also, the smartest woman in the world, AKA joan_waterhouse  says:  I thought you might want to let people know that they can also subscribe to AurorSupreme and SlytherinSexGod via rss-feed.
They just need to add this to their feed-reader of choice:

http://search.twitter.com/search?q=+from%3Aaurorsupreme+OR+from%3Aslytherinsexgod

If they open the URL in a browser they get a search-twitter page with both our boys' tweets, which has an "Older"-button to see older entries.

YAY!!!

Yeah, two hours stretched into sixteen when you count the 300,000,257 interruptions. *headdesk* I'll pretend I didn't write this one at all. LOL!

Pretty much PWP, Harry/Draco, no warnings. 2,977 words.  Mine is based on this pic:
( Clicky )

( Banishment )

We have had SO MANY AMAZING SUBMISSIONS FOR THIS!!!!!  Check out bryoneybrynn 's post HERE for the list.  *flails*

I know some of you are resistant to the addictive awesome that is Twitter, so I'm slowly compiling the conversation between Aurorsupreme and Slytherinsexgod. I'll be posting it in pieces because it's quite long. Hard to believe they have been chatting since April. Anyway, this is not a typical fic, as you have to read Twitter conversations from the bottom up in order to get the gist of what is being talked about. Therefore, you need to scroll ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM and start reading from there. Enjoy!

( Twitterporn )

And yes, I am slytherinsexgod and byaghro is Aurorsupreme... 

GUH, we are already getting le pronz!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Go to bryoneybrynn 's journal and find the clicky list to read the awesome already posted, but definitely DO NOT miss this one!

Don't be put off by the fact that it's Anthony Goldstein and Terry Boot.  This is fucking HOT.

MADE FOR IT

Yay for new friends! 

*happy dance*

I've decided it's still Twinsday in some alternate universe where I have a job as a professional bishie hunter and wine taster.

*nods emphatically*

Therefore this is not late.

( Twinsensibility Part Eighteen )

I've decided it's still Twinsday in some alternate universe where I have a job as a professional bishie hunter and wine taster.

*nods emphatically*

Therefore this is not late.

( Twinsensibility Part Eighteen )
A billion thanks to bryoneybrynn for the superquick beta and for giving me a really good Ravenclawish word to use.  *giggles*