I was not planning on doing this and my fics tend to be scattered far and wide, but the incredibly amazing faithwood put most of my fics together into one huge .pdf file.  O___O  She is THE AWESOME.

Just about everything is in the huge .pdf file except for Paradigm, the Escort Series, and Draco - Phoenix Rising (because it's already a .pdf file)  A trillion thanks to faithwood .  *huggles her a billionty*

Without further adieu, I present my new DOWNLOAD PAGE!  Beware, it is huge.  1300+ pages and you'll need to download Adobe Acrobat or something similar to read it.

If it won't let you in because of the mature content warning you can get it HERE.  (I'm not sure how long that link will be valid, so let me know if it doesn't work.)

Also, they can be read on ff.net without downloading.  Cheryl's FFNET Page
And my website, which has links to all my other crap, but it has a pesky mature warning label.  Dyson's Site.

Enough links.  Enjoy!  This post will stay at the top of my journal for your convenience...  Please note that I friend everyone that friends me, even the bots.  Bots need porn too, right?  *huggles to all*

I'm not really all that egocentric (shut up!) except when it comes to cooking. THIS BITCH CAN COOK! WOOT! The turkey was amazing, the potatoes rocked, the gravy was PERFECTION (go me!), apparently the disgusting sweet potatoes were great (although I can't vouch for those, because, EW), the cranberry/orange sauce was brilliant, and my son has vowed to live on fruit salad. I still have a chocolate pie to bake, but the crust is done. The cherry pie might be mysteriously half gone already. (Is good for breakfast.)

*is accomplished*

Somehow I was elected to host this same dinner (but with added cheesecake) next year for accioscar , alaerys , and micolerose , so you are all hereby invited if you should happen to be in Seattle next November. Trust me, there will be enough food. (I may or may not have cooked an 18-lb turkey to feed two adults and two children...)

I am super-duper-mega thankful to everyone on my f-list! I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS!!!!!

And for all of you not in the US, HAPPY YOU ARE AWESOME DAY!!!! (I didn't make that up, it's a new International Holiday.)

<3<3<3<3<3

Wow, only took nineteen tries to get this to post properly today. THE HELL?

( Twinsensibility Part Thirty Nine )

Once again squeaking in under the wire... WOOT!!!! On to the Twinsmut!

This is for alaerys , who demanded (no, really, she's a demanding little thing) the prompt of FUR. The fur was being very uncooperative and eventually fled the scene entirely, but it is there!

This will be posted to the appropriate Merlin comms as soon as my darling byaghro utilizes her superior powers of betahood. *nods* At the moment it could be chock full of errors! It's about 4,600 words.

I have totally been loving the Kissing Meme because the fics are just the right length to give you a happy warm feeling and keep you from killing your coworkers. Harry and Draco have a very poor showing, people! I'm just saying! *looks stern* (Okay, I totally lied about that, because we're kicking ass over there, but we need to WIN.) Even if you aren't into the fandom, I recommend reading some of the random fics, because they have been HOT HOT HOT. And if you write drabbles, please contribute!

The Masterlist is HERE so go and read!!!

And many awesome thanks to the authors contributing so far! It's been a lovely break from stressing over NaNoWriMo and other THINGS.

*GLOMPS TO EVERYONE*

Well, micolerose wanted me to post this on the EPIC KISSING MEME but it's just too long, so I'm tossing it on here. This was the latest set of tweets from our Nextgen Twitterporn. It's formatted to read like a normal fic, so no need to scroll down to the bottom.

Players:
VieSuce: Etienne Blachard, French son of Fleur's sister, transferred to Hogwarts after being tossed out of six schools in France.
LilyLioness: Lily Potter, Gryffindor Fifth Year, schemer and evil mastermind
PotterHottie: James Potter, Gryffindor Seventh Year, currently seeing Hugo
HugotheMad: Hugo Weasley, Hufflepuff Fifth Year, currently seeing James
BetterSeeker: Scorpius Malfoy, Slytherin Sixth Year, currently wildly obsessed with Albus
NotHarryJr: Albus Potter, Ravenclaw Sixth Year, currently worshiping the ground Scorpius walks on
JustAsSweet: Rose Weasley, Gryffindor Sixth Year, currently seeing Char Longbottom
LongerBottom: Char Longbottom, Slytherin Sixth Year, currently seeing Rose Weasley, cousin of Scorpius through marriage
ProfTLupin: Teddy Lupin, recently joined the Hogwarts staff as the Transfiguration instructor.  Seeing Louis Weasley offline.

NEXTGEN KISSYFIC

Okay, now alaerys is just trying to flat-out KILL me.

MERLIN COLLAR FIC

And that is on top of oldenuf2nb 's Harry/Draco kissy fic that made me seriously consider an ice bath.

HARRY/DRACO OMFG


KISSING SHOULD NOT BE THIS MOLTEN HOT!  (Well, it SHOULD, but it sure as hell isn't in my boring life.  HAHAHAHA!)

*dies*

GLOVE.

FIC.

HOLY FUCK.

I love this woman. 

LOVE.

ARTHUR/MERLIN KISSY GLOVEFIC

*DIES*

FUCK YEAH! I am productive today!!! *ahem* (And quite possibly severely addicted to writing kissy drabbles.) *runs away to write another one*

( Twinsensibility Part Thirty Seven )

I spammed the hell out of Twitter the other day writing this mini-fic and then promptly forgot it until reminded this morning. *grin* Many thanks to digitallace and Julie whose damned LJ name I can never remember. *HUGGLES*  Oddly, I only lost three followers (and gained six) with the spamathon.  *amused grin*

( Kissy Fic )

I'm posting this here so that I don't have to keep looking for the link!  I'm posting it a bit at a time on ff.net because 18k does not a oneshot make.  LOL!  Anyway, I wrote Renovations for hd_career_fair for heathen_arcade and WHERE THE HELL IS SHE????  *flails hysterically*  FOUND!  *crisis averted*

RENOVATIONS

And happy birthday to fireflavored ! 

I know this is het, but I approve of the way she dresses him.  *giggles*

And it's still pretty hot.

( NEED CHAINED BOY NOW! )

FINISHED! Totally not beta-ed because I finished it about five minutes ago. LOL! Thanks everyone for the brilliant comments! *HUGGLES*

( Order of Merlin Part Five )

There will be a slight delay on posting the final chapter of Order of Merlin (mostly because I haven't quite finished it yet) but I'm sure you have LOADS  to read with the reveals of hd_career_fair posting.  I know I have a few fics there I've meant to get to!  *flails*  In the meantime, have a bit of Merlin/Arthur.

I wrote this over the course of two days on Twitter, spamming my followers mercilessly in order to keep myself sane (or insane?) at work. Two of them worked diligently to copy/paste and put them in reverse order so it could be read like a fic, therefore I am posting it. So many thanks to digitallace and jtsbbsps_dk for their awesome!  I took the liberty of adding italics here and there, since Twitter doesn't allow that, yet, damn them!

( The Throne )

How much do I  love Twitter?  (Thank you, jayfromperth for calling me a Twitterwhore.  It's so true.)

Look, it's still Twinsday! WOOOT! Many glomps to byaghro for the fast beta!

( Twinsensibility Part Thirty Six )

Can't think of any snappy commentary this morning. *yawns*

( Order of Merlin Part Four )

This was too hysterical not to share. It was emailed to me by the lovely co-conspirators. :D

( CONTRACT )


I dunno, should I sign this?  *giggles for another hour*

So cute.

Harry, Harry, Harry. That's all I have to say about this bit. *grin*

( Order of Merlin Part Three )

(And possibly, Draco, Draco, Draco.  *sigh*)

I wrote this on Twitter today five minutes at a time over the course of a few hours, because accioscar needed a hug. *grin* The boys complied.

Loads of thanks to joan_waterhouse for compiling it and sending it to me! *huggles* And for the rest of my Twitterpeeps for egging me on.

( Twitterfic! )

Ah, Twitter, how I am addicted to your shiny 140 character limit.