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22 August 2008 @ 10:32 am
Rant update.  
First I would like to thank everyone on my list that was uber-supportive yesterday.  I LOVE YOU!!!  You made the irritation much easier to bear.  I wrote to the morality policewoman and she replied.  Although I refuse to dignify her with another response, it actually annoyed me more than her first letter.  To that end I put a bit of a rant on my ff.net profile.  If they ban me, then so be it.  I refuse to knuckle under to blackmailing holier-than-thou bitches.  OMG, I am FUMING!

Dyson:  Thank you for taking the time to email me rather than simply reporting me.  I am thinking about your demand and will most likely pull the fics.  I hope that prior to reporting me you will give me some time to copy and paste the reviews I have received for it, as there are people on there that I would hate to lose contact with.  Since ff.net does not allow you to archive or download the reviews or the reviewers, I will have to note their profiles individually.

Also, I would like to know if you plan to address my other stories.  Several of them have hundreds of reviews and it will take me some time to copy and paste them into a Word document.  This is the first complaint and threat I have received in nearly two years of posting, so I am a bit unprepared.

I am reviewing my fics to make sure they are tagged appropriately, although because the current ff.net system does not show M rated stories in the general forums and instead requires the reader to actively search for this type of content, I felt confident that anyone who came across my work was seeking something with more mature themes.  I shall endeavor to correct that oversight.

Bitch:  Of course if you'll take care of it I won't report you.  I hate the idea of actually reporting someone and having their fics removed with no warning.  Take your time!  I looked at the definitions of the ratings on fanfiction.net; M is "possible strong but non-explicit adult themes," while MA (which must be the same as NC-17 as doesn't exist on fanfiction.net) is "possible strong but non-explicit adult themes."

My understanding of this is that sex scenes are okay, as long as there's a well-placed fade-out.  It's the "explicit" that's not allowed.  I really do like your stories, and it'd be a shame to take them all down.  Maybe you could just cut that bit from the fanfiction.net versions, and direct readers to your homepage? 

But you're the author.  I've said my piece, and thank you so much for listening to it.

As I said, I will not dignify her pretentious pseudo-friendly bullshit with any more of my time.  But I did put this on my profile:

Dyson:  Recently a reader sent me an email regarding my lack of "warnings" about having mature sexual content in a particular fic. Which surprised me because you specifically have to search for fics with MATURE content and WHAT THE HELL is the MATURE warning about if not sexual content?? I mean WTF? Seriously!!

Anyway, she tried to actually get me to REMOVE the sex from some of my fics to suit her own personal preferences. Which is blackmail. Which I despise. It is also censorship. Which I absolutely despise. I'm certainly not going to shove my own morality (or lack thereof) down anyone's throat and I will appreciate it if they keep their own fucking opinions to themselves. I will absolutely not (and I mean NEVER) change a word of my writings to please someone's version of morality. And any author who does so should quietly put their computer away and never write again. Because it never ends. In summary, my fics contain graphic sex. They also contain homosexuality. A lot of it. If this offends you, fuck the hell off and don't read it, but do not EVER try to tell me to change it.

Anyway, enough ranting about that. For the uninitiated, here is a blanket warning: MY FICS CONTAIN A LOT OF SEX. DEAL WITH IT OR GET LOST. I added a bunch of stupid warnings just to please the moral minority. (end soapbox)


If she reads that she'll most likely report me, but I no longer give a flying fuck.  *is indignant*

<i>I really do like your stories and it would be a shame to take them down.</i>  Thank you, Dolores Umbridge.  *readies napalm*
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Betelin Notecor[info]betelin_notecor on August 22nd, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
If your fics are banned, I still say have your flist attack her with trumped up charges. Hmph.
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
I'm sort of hoping they do that, anyway. *whistles innocently*
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prettyhairs: Vader reads HP[info]prettyhairs on August 22nd, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
I knew I had seen that pink tweed outfit before! The kittens should have been a dead giveaway. Shame on me for not realizing sooner who she was!
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
I kept wondering what that irritating humming sound was...
piratesmile331: umbridge[info]piratesmile331 on August 22nd, 2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
Comparing her to Umbridge is a perfect analogy. Perhaps you should offer her some tea while she sits and waits for you to alter or take down your fics.
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
And then wait for the next Educational Decree...
zareenyn[info]zareenyn on August 22nd, 2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
This rainstorm is friggin' unbelievable! I know that there are incredibly pretentious blowhards running amok, but why oh why do they have to cloud our summer bliss?

Btw, please hurry and get your stuff copied. Could you put them up on your personal site? I am pretty sure that we--fans, that is--would love to read and add more to your collection. It would be totally tragic if this uber reader interfered on her timeline rather than yours. Of course, knowing eejits like her, I'd say run, don't walk to get this done.

Anyways, *HUGS* & *HAPPY READING/WRITING*

Edited at 2008-08-22 06:13 pm (UTC)
Scar: evil!gryffindor[info]accioscar on August 22nd, 2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
That is some serious WTF-ery! I think you did the right thing. FUCK HER!! (Not literally)
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
Ewwwwwwww!!!! *wallows in pink* "GET IT OFF ME!!!"
Raven[info]aki_hoshi on August 22nd, 2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
Well, without getting up on my own soapbox, I agree with you wholeheartedly. I still edit my stuff (only for FF.net, now that I don't post to FA.org any more), but I tell my readers flat-out: I CUT AN ENTIRE SCENE BECAUSE OF THE RATING ISSUE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MISSING OUT ON PROBABLY IMPORTANT STUFF (because my sex scenes tend to have a thing or two that's actually important to the plot) THEN READ IT AT MY WEBSITE. That's actually gotten more people to follow me at my website/LJ, which is nice. I'm still getting a lot of Favourite Author/Story and new followers on FF.net recently because of my update to the Bet. Fun times. Except I wish they'd follow me elsewhere. Hmm...
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 06:26 pm (UTC)
That's so annoying. If I read something that had a whole scene cut out of it, I'd be pissed off. Not at the author, but at the stupid host site. Actually, I wish my website didn't have the stupid mature tag clicky thing because readers have complained about it. I should probably try to get a Skyehawke archive just to make sure they don't disappear.
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Timo & Phil's unofficial wedding planner[info]luthien82 on August 22nd, 2008 06:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you for reminding me why I stopped posting and reading on ff.net YEARS ago. What a stupid bitch...
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 06:27 pm (UTC)
Oh well, I still have LJ! (And when they boot us, IJ. LOL!)
Bryoney[info]bryoneybrynn on August 22nd, 2008 06:31 pm (UTC)
But Cheryl, surely if you just deleted a few small scenes, then EVERYONE could enjoy them. Oh, by the way, I have to tell you that I am morally opposed to the colour red - I find it incites violence and wanton sexuality - so while you're at it, could you please remove all references to the colour red? Oh, and pink, too, since it's just watered down red. And maybe purple because really, where does one draw the line between red and purple? It's so hard to tell exactly what consititues red and better safe than sorry I always say. I mean, *I* might be okay with say violet, but someone else reading a fic rated M would definitely be upset to see violet in your fic.

Oh, I amuse myself far too much. She's a crazy bitch. I'm going to find her and spam her with things like: Draco spread his ass cheeks, exposing his hole, red and abused-looking from hours of fucking. "Stick your fucking cock in me, Potter." He growled. "I want your fucking cum up my ass, now."

You know, just to be difficult.

Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 06:33 pm (UTC)
You are made of awesome. I hereby promise to read one of your horribly angsty fics and not bitch about it. *squeezes hard*

Love you!!!
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trichinopoly ash: draco: wanker[info]aldehyde on August 22nd, 2008 06:38 pm (UTC)
eheh "readies napalm". indeed.

i hope you get to save all your reviews without any problems! that's probably the best feature ff.net has to offer.
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC)
That and the instant notification of posted stories. I love getting the ff.net notices from my tagged authors and then running to LJ to actually read the fics, lol!


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Faith[info]faithwood on August 22nd, 2008 06:40 pm (UTC)
What. A. Bitch.

Could we make up something random and report her? *ponders*

My understanding of this is that sex scenes are okay, as long as there's a well-placed fade-out.</i>

O.O This cannot be true in any context.
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
I don't even know what the fuck she's talking about there. I like bryoney's idea of spamming her with uber-porn. LOL!
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Abigail von Normal: morals[info]seethingheathen on August 22nd, 2008 07:32 pm (UTC)
Methinks she's going to report you just to be a bitch. But like someone mentioned on your other post, FF,net admins are so slooooow at actually doing anything about reports, that you probably have all the time in the world.

Unless your luck is anything like mine. Then you'll be banned 20 seconds after she reports you. :P

I say we all just report the shit out of her for random reasons. XD
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
I don't think the drop-down options include "Stupidity" or "Extreme Cuntiness"

LOL! My luck sucks, so I keep checking to see if I'm still there.

Ari: hdlove[info]shawn_anne on August 22nd, 2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
Cheryl, honey, your post just gave me the irresistible urge to fuck our Umbridge wanna-be over. And I'll have a sweet smile plastered on my face while doing so. However, just like betelin_notecor, I'll wait until all this calms down a bit. Wouldn't want to get you into a mess.

*hugs you tightly*

And I've been trying to picture your fics without the sex.

"So I'm Veela Potter's mate?" Draco asked Granger in a slightly panicky voice.

"Yes, you are," came the dry reply.

And then the Veela ran to Egypt, mate hot on his heels and they saved each other's lives through nefarious methods and then they lived happily ever after.

The End.


*looks up* That about sums it up.
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 07:56 pm (UTC)
LOL!!! OMG, this could be really fun!

Harry is chained to a post, naked. Draco leans forward, hot breath ghosting over some parts of Harry that shall remain nameless. Some questionable practices occur. Harry is nervous. The End.

*squishes you*
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bewarethesmirk[info]bewarethesmirk on August 22nd, 2008 07:48 pm (UTC)
God, this is ridiculous. I agree with you 100%. I think you handled it the best you can but I still hate you have to go through the arduous process of saving all the reviews and so on. And the whole thing.
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC)
I know, I'm just totally disgruntled. And the worst WORST bit of it is that I was too deflated to even write last night.

That is just WRONG. I feel better today.

"Harry left the hut and went to find Malfoy." Yeah. Back on track.
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Not the one[info]teshara on August 22nd, 2008 08:45 pm (UTC)
first, if she reports a fic and they ban it you get suspended for a couple weeks. It's a by- fic basis and she can't report more than once by one author because it's harassment.
And speaking of harassment, my cuckoo meter is waving a surrender flag.
This is a person that has stated if you do not change the way you do things she will continue harassing you. As far as I know, this is worthy of getting a restraining order.
I only know this because a friend had internet issues with an ex girlfriend that would send him emails and then running to the authorities when he replied. When he stopped doing that, she showed up at his house and then had him arrested for breeching the 100 meter limit of proximity he was allowed. The original 'threatening' emails he was supposed to have originally written to her were never produced because 'she was so traumatized she erased them immediatly. So she didn't even need any proof to do this and he wasn't even notified until he replied to her emails and she complained.
You can get a way with a lot more than she can.
(On a side note, he was under age and she wasn't...)
Not the one[info]teshara on August 22nd, 2008 08:47 pm (UTC)
:: and now that I have written my calm reply I feel entitled to this reply to your critic::

Oh no you fucking didn't! I do not think so!
Bring it!
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
LOL! Thanks for your calm reply and the indignant one! *loves*

The ball is back in her court, so I'll wait and see what she does with it. I'm hoping she just goes away.
Karlie Jai[info]greenfaeriedust on August 22nd, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
This girl is clearly batshit insane... *raises eyebrow* What is she playing at... clearly she doesn't like 'surprise adult content', well as she's over 18 at her own admission, she needs to get a grip and stop being an idiot over the blurring lines of ratings. Just because something was a shock to her, doesn't mean that someone else has to change stories that many other people seem to adore.

Also if my neighbours don't stop blaring rubbish music and shouting EXTREMELY loudly to the lyrics, I am going to blare my own music out the windows and possibly enter a music fight. System of A Down would win that one for sure. I don't mind them playing loud music, but i'm sure that they are doing this to make some kind of a point, since my mum told them a couple of weeks ago that their music had been quiet recently, after they asked. Gah! Death to dance music... *whimper*

Good luck with the explicit content Nazi!
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
I vote for System of a Down and maybe some Avenged Sevenfold. Oh how I hate neighbors!

I'll wait and see what Umbridge does when she finds I haven't changed a single word to suit her stupidity. *lights firework*
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Ellie Be[info]ely_screw on August 22nd, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
She is obnoxious. Maybe she wont constantly check your fanfic page therefore will not notice that you never remove them. -unbelievably hopeful-
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
*hopes with you*

I just want her to go away. Or get run over by a stray bus. Or something.
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a bad elf: naturallygenocidal_by_radon_[info]heathen_arcade on August 22nd, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
Yay! to you for standing up to her! Love your response in your profile.

She's lying about ff.net's ratings, too. NO, you knuckle-dragging sociopath, it's: Fiction Rated MA - 18+, Content is only suitable for mature adults. May contain explicit language and adult themes.

NC-17 prevents anyone 17 and under. MA restricts any one below 18. That's EXACTLY the same thing.
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
Knuckle-dragging sociopath! *dies laughing* Oh that's brilliant!

Ratings are ridiculous anyway. I tend to not notice them. Unfortunately I also miss things like "Warning: Deathfic" and then I go, "WHA--??? He's DEAD????" But that's just me.
just your everyday tragic heroine[info]tray_la_la on August 22nd, 2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
wow. she acted like she was doing you a favor, all "no problem! take your time!" about it. pfff. and this:

I looked at the definitions of the ratings on fanfiction.net; M is "possible strong but non-explicit adult themes," while MA (which must be the same as NC-17 as doesn't exist on fanfiction.net) is "possible strong but non-explicit adult themes."

wtf??? so M, which is allowed, is possible strong but non-explicit adult themes. and MA, which is not allowed, is possible strong but non-explicit adult themes. right. shocking there's been any confusion. o.O

love the addition to your ff.net page! unsolicited moralism=bs

Edited at 2008-08-22 09:38 pm (UTC)
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 11:33 pm (UTC)
Their rating guidelines make no sense whatsoever. They allow people to post the most horrific drivel on the face of the earth and then they have this stupid-ass vague rating system to go with it. Apparently you can only get to the rating when you POST, so the readers don't know WTF the difference is, anyway. I swear, if I didn't like the convenience of posting there I would yank them on principal.
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chyldofeternity[info]chyldofeternity on August 22nd, 2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
I have the uber-desire to beat her to a bloody death with my cheerleading-fanboy!pompoms. "Gimme a D! Gimme an I! Gimme an E! Add that to bitch and what's it spell?!"

Er okay, so I suck at cheerleading >.> helllooooo fanboy here - not exactly good cheerleading material! XD

*LOVES YOU!* I like Bryoney's idea of spamming her with uber-porn. XD >.> er, also it is bad that the uberporn in Bry's post got me hot and bothered. *coughs some* excuse me while i go sully myself with porny thoughts now.
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 22nd, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
She misspelled Scorpius. I'm not sure she could put the D-I-E together...

I had to go dig up some good porn after that post, too. I do have three porn scenes to write, so it's good to be in the mood, right?
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oldenuf2nb[info]oldenuf2nb on August 22nd, 2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
I had a very good friend who passed on a few years ago, but he used to say "Stupid is going to get us all in the end." I fear he may have been a prophet.

Actually, when you think about it, this woman is more Aunt Petunia. I'll bet she hasn't uncrossed her legs in years.
romaine24[info]romaine24 on August 22nd, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)
This maybe the one time we disagree.

I don't like what this woman wrote at all or her methods. However, FF.net is for M and below stories. Many authors take the time to tone down the stories for FF.net because of this or they direct folks to other sites for the MA version.

AFF.net was created in response for the MA stories when FF.net went to M and below.

The rating of M is equivalent to an R in a movie. So, yes, there is fade to black.

I know I might be seen as a bitch for bringing this up, but how can we tell folks to police their teenagers and where they go on the internet if we as adults put our stuff up where it shouldn't be? Yes, there's a lot of NC-17 on ff.net and yes, the mods do a horrible job of policing the site, but a part of me doesn't think that because everyone else is doing it that its okay for us to do it.

I'll be hiding under the desk now.


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Christine[info]christinefic on August 22nd, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)
If it was super duper omg graphic, like my own sex scenes, then I could understand her warning you. But if it's sex without extreme graphic, why change your stories for one person?

This is why I refuse to post on websites requiring their people to beta your fic. Fixing typos and grammar is one thing, this is what thehexfiles does, but if they ever told me to rewrite entire scenes because the one looking over it couldn't deal, I'd tell them to fuck off. And you know I would too. ^__~

Don't let it get to you. I don't anymore. *hugs*
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 25th, 2008 02:33 pm (UTC)
I'd really like to write some super duper omg graphic and send it to her email account. LOL!

Naw, she's probably like it. *squeeze*
draykonis: Grimmswood :: Malice Alice[info]draykonis on August 23rd, 2008 12:14 am (UTC)
I turned up a bit late I see *goggles at the long long list of comments* You have everyone's support here, lady.

SCREW THE PRUDE! *skips away*
Cheryl Dyson[info]dysonrules on August 25th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
Thanks, bebe! *squishes*
Carla![info]utteramusement on August 23rd, 2008 12:35 am (UTC)
Millions of people have said smarter things than me already so I won't say anything except offer my support. That and point out the fact that now, thanks to this you can be the head of a revolution! (Or have a lot of people harass someone you don't like) something which is always good ;)

Now where is my torch and pitchfork when I need them? Never mind I'll just go find a pointy stick!
Nic Nac[info]kashida on August 23rd, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
*strangles the horrible bitch*
And that's really all I have to say...